Ayup Spy

I have been told that I would make a terrible spy.

Well - I am not exactly subtle and I do have a laugh that could grate concrete and ok.. I'm clumsy, messy and noisey.....but wouldnt that make me a brilliant spy?

Who would suspect me? All spy's are sincere and stoney faced and very very serious.. well apart from Austin Powers but I do have better teeth ... maybe we need some who are funny, witty, clumsy and can laugh their way out of a situation??

Possible titles?
The Pie who loved me
The lass with the chip barm
From Blackpool with Love

And, of course, for any Chinese officials reading.. I am just a clumsy Northern lass